"sir, this is an ‘all you CAN eat’ buffet not ‘all you WANT to eat’ buffet…" the waiter says menacingly as he stuffs breadsticks down my esophagus
Being a Christian doesn’t mean you have to be anti-science. I do believe in The Big Bang Theory, I just don’t think it’s funny or deserves six seasons.
when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder
my favourite character being shown in the comic for the first time in years and it’s literally just a bunny stuffed into the mouth of his severed head