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meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

Reblogged on 28 Jul 2014 from theweinersolider
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officervakarian:

lady-korra:

omg i can’t stop laughing at thiS I DON’T KNOW WHY

that guy is far too happy to be missing his dick

officervakarian:

lady-korra:

omg i can’t stop laughing at thiS I DON’T KNOW WHY

that guy is far too happy to be missing his dick

(Source: lady-dixon)

Reblogged on 28 Jul 2014 from theweinersolider
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(Source: cockenblog)

Reblogged on 27 Jul 2014 from s1mxne
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pasta5284:

send me a ☀ if you see me as predominantly feminine, a ★ if you see me as predominantly androgynous, or a ☁ if you see me as predominantly masculine

Reblogged on 27 Jul 2014 from s1mxne
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Anonymously send me ‘IF I WERE DATING YOU’ descriptions

kikuai:

pleeeeaaaasssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee, make me fall in love with you~

(Source: trezpassing)

Reblogged on 27 Jul 2014 from yosukehanamuraa
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(Source: subtubitles)

Reblogged on 27 Jul 2014 from sweets-and-toxins
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freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

Reblogged on 27 Jul 2014 from glitsu
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cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

(Source: vinesnow)

Reblogged on 27 Jul 2014 from blookisses2
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thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

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